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Considered the most brutal section of a metal/metalcore/hardcore song. The breakdown is characterized by a beat much slower than the main verses and chorus of a song, the primary ingredients being a steady beat from the drums (with lots of cymbal and sometimes double-bass) and a chugging rhythm from the guitar.

Originally developed by Atilla the Hun, the breakdown had it's place in warfare for many years. That was, until people began to notice that the Earth's human and animal population had begun to decrease exponentially from direct exposure to breakdowns. Other health complications also arose from indirect exposure such as 4th degree burns, the introduction of the Ebola virus, and terminal bleeding of the ears. For many centuries, the breakdown was outlawed in civilized nations, at least until war broke out in Europe in the late 1930's.

It was used primarily by the axis powers during WWII to rip the faces off of the allies during an approach. When Hitler got word that Nazi forces were using "the breakdown" against the enemy, he called it off saying "No way man, that's too fucking brutal."

It's also a proven historical fact that the atomic bomb explosions over Hiroshima and Nagasaki in Japan were staged by the U.S. government. Instead, the government had agreed to blast two very metal breakdowns over the Japanese cities. Knowing that the American public would not condone their actions, there was a big cover up involving the use of atomic weapons.

The breakdown we know today has been manipulated to the point that, under strict government regulations, it can be used in sanctioned locations. With the rise of heavy metal, evolving into what we call "metalcore" music, rock artists have learned the proper ways to display this once deadly technique to the public in a fashion that will kill as few people as possible.
Steven: "We learned about the Big Bang today in science."
Nancy: "The Big Bang? Pish posh. The universe was formed by a fucking xXbrutalcoreXx breakdown.

Stan: I'm sick of all these damn Chuck Norris jokes.
Pablo: Haha! Yeah?! Chuck Norris is so strong, even a breakdown can't kill him! Haha! Haha! Ha--
*Stan plays breakdown*
*Pablo's head explodes*
by x_Joe_x May 2, 2007
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Mental Breakdown

When youre writing an essay and just start crying because youre so stressed..
im currently supposed to be writing an essay right now but im doing this because im having a mental breakdown :)
by grskxn January 17, 2019
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breakdown

if music were sex, the breakdown would be the orgasm.
breakdown clias;dsd why do i have to write a fucking example
by aksjdlaksdjayoyo October 17, 2008
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BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

Taken from the fourth opening (or third, if you dont wanna consider the edm version of the first opening, an opening) of the JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable anime, it is a term used to specifically describe a JoJo fan's mental or emotional breakdown.
Holmes: "Yo, you heard what happened to that JoJo fan from our class yesterday?"
Jake: "Yeah, looks like his crush rejected him. After that he had a severe BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN."
by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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Billy Breakdown

Billy Breakdown. The Man, The Legend.

"Who is Billy Breakdown?" you ask?

-He's THE STANDARD in br00tal L0Wz.

-His name is backed with multiple gold medals in the 16 & Under Lows Division.

-he also possesses a collection of bronze and silver medals that collectively could armor a Panzer tank. he earned most of these between the ages of 6 and 10.

-He was a part of over 10 bands before he played his first gig. Cold feet, you say? No. These bands were merely pussies and did not have enough breakdowns in their songs to carry his good name.
Example 1:
Papa Breakdown:"What the hell just shook the windows? I hate those fucking cars with subwoofers."

Mama Breakdown:"honey, that wasn't a car, Billy's in his room practicing his br00tal lows since you grounded him"

Example 2:
"Billy Breakdown's lows sure do rattle my balls."
by Danger_Rick January 29, 2009
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BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

by WispyBoi October 24, 2020
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