Brwned

Being tackled by Manchester United´s orange defender Wes Brown.

Dear me, that attacker really got Brwned there.

by Humphrey S February 20, 2008

brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 22, 2006

browned off

Fed up, pissed off, disappointed.
Thought by some to have come from a euphemism for 'buggered', it is actually of 14th Century English origin, the original phrase was to be in a "Brown study", where 'brown' = dark & sombre, 'study' = a daydreamy state. Meaning has shifted to today's meaning, and the phrase has become "Browned off".

"I'm really browned off that I paid £50 for a ticket, and couldn't get in to the show."

by Phil Gillet August 15, 2007

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018