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Brass Monkey 

When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.
1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"

2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"

P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."
Brass Monkey by T.H.E.Jasper April 28, 2010

Brass Monkey 

another way of describing an amazing hand job. also a nickname given by a couple in OC
Boy: Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?

Girl: I don't know, I haven't given you a brass monkey in a while

Boy: Oooooh, sounds good *whips out KY*
Brass Monkey by OClovers April 5, 2009

brass monkey 

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.
I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.
brass monkey by bill the cat October 23, 2008

Brass Monkey 

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey
Brass Monkey by papagetos May 21, 2024

Brass Monkey 

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey by anonymous May 21, 2024