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brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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Brunstrøm

A term used about the stereotypical faggot in Norway.. wait.. in fact, the entire world
Ohhh you drink smirnoff ice? You fucking brunstrøm
by BillBailey January 4, 2017
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Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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Barnstorming

something exciting or profound.
"what a great movie!" "yes, it was barnstorming!!"
by Ben Holt November 24, 2003
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Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.
Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!
by Mike April 17, 2004
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Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.
And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014
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Brawnstorming

When two or more men get together and figure shit out. Women not required or desired.
Mike: Hey Steve! Did you figure out that problem with your car?

Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.
by Steve Fraser January 22, 2009
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