braindead

When you smoke so much pot through out your life that you become really stupid.

Synonym: Vegetable

Joe:Poor guy, he smoked way to much pot.
Bill:He's quite the vegetable.
Joe:Maybe we should wipe up the drool from his chin?
Bill:Naw,he is braindead,he will just keep drooling.

by Roflmfaoamp May 22, 2009

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank

Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

by No more nights February 24, 2023

Braindead

1. Used to describe people who make bad decisions, I.E. have no brain. Can fill the place of words like dumb, dull, and stupid.

2. A nickname for Iowa's Governor Branstad

Ex: "Guess what, Braindead cut education funding again," said John.

by Truth Jester May 3, 2011

Brainage

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.

Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"

by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009

braindent

The name of an incredibly gay website. Although, the author has an enormous shlong and has one eyebrow.

Analgravy. Scabtits.

by MS December 17, 2004

braindead

to fuck someone in the ears so hard that they lose braincells in the process.

Jason: Sunny, can I braindead you?
Sunny: Sure thing hun!

*30 minutes later*

Jason: You alright Sunny?
Sunny: I can bake I can bake I can bake

by the savageness May 3, 2011

braindeer

Zombie reindeer. Reindeer that eat your brain.

Santa Claws is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer.

by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013