A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.
Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.
Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.
Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 04, 2010
Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.
A person with this disease will die within 8 months.
A person with this disease will die within 8 months.
My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.
by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020
The feeling that those silly Family Guy fans felt when Family Guy was brought back from cancellation in 2005.
I noticed he got the FG brain rush syndrome ever since it came back in 2005. He has never felt so great since 2002 when the show was in the old series.
by Seshie February 07, 2009
by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj March 11, 2018
When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
by GeosWorld April 23, 2023
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021