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Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010
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Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.
My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.
by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020
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FG brain rush syndrome

The feeling that those silly Family Guy fans felt when Family Guy was brought back from cancellation in 2005.
I noticed he got the FG brain rush syndrome ever since it came back in 2005. He has never felt so great since 2002 when the show was in the old series.
by Seshie February 12, 2009
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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass
Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental
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Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
by GeosWorld April 23, 2023
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Brain Rot Syndrome

Certainly! Here's a more professional, yet straightforward definition:

**Brain Rot Syndrome**: A behavioral phenomenon where an individual frequently uses specific words or phrases that are generally considered bothersome or cringe-inducing. This repetitive use becomes habitual, making it difficult for the person to avoid incorporating these terms into their everyday language.
Leo got hooked on the song “Skibidi” and started saying it all the time. He also used “rizz” to describe people’s charm, even when it didn’t fit the situation. This habit of using “skibidi” and “rizz” too much is what you’d call Brain Rot Syndrome—it’s when someone can’t stop using certain slang words that others find annoying.
by NotJurgen June 26, 2024
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