contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.
'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(
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This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.
This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.
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