Skip to main content

Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.
For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
mugGet the Mexican Bouquet mug.

Atlanta Bouquet

When someone leaves a heater on a car's windshield.
Trent went out to the parking lot to go home for the evening. As he fumbled for his keys he detected a distasteful odor. Looking around to determine the origin of the foul stench, he realized that someone had left him an Atlanta Bouquet.
by rooster haymaker July 16, 2009
mugGet the Atlanta Bouquet mug.

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.
The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
mugGet the bouquet of penises mug.

Bouquet

The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
mugGet the Bouquet mug.

Busquets

A: Have you seen Busquets
B: Yes ik, he is the best CDM ever
A: Ikr he is wonderful, he does everything perfect
by Riqui Puig July 8, 2021
mugGet the Busquets mug.

loves bouquet

flowers themselves hold so much love and beauty, while one persons love for another is the most beautiful thing to naturally exist. ‘loves bouquet’ symbolizes all the love that is given in a beautiful form such as flowers.
by loves bouquet February 21, 2022
mugGet the loves bouquet mug.

Bouqueting

When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.
Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night.

Jim: Yeah, I heard.

Hubert: Sozzles.
by HubertandPubert November 29, 2010
mugGet the Bouqueting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email