White On Both Ends

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.

"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"

by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.

"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"

by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.

"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."

by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024