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Boston cream pie 

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

Boston Cream Pie  

The act of busting a nut inside of woman while listening the the band Boston. (Preferably the song Foreplay/Longtime for dramatic effect.)
Dude! I gave some hoe a Boston Cream Pie the other night, got the bitch PREGNANT...
Boston Cream Pie by Wiweyyy February 8, 2009

Boston Cream Pie 

A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.
Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.
Boston Cream Pie by dtcb August 19, 2012

boston cream pie 

The act of ejaculating into a woman's vagina/anus while holding out the pinky finger mimicking drinking tea.

boston cream pie 

a boston cream pie is when the male takes his penis and enters the rectal area from behind so there is a lot of "poo poo" on the penis and then he makes the female suck on his penis so he ejaculates thus having a brown (chocolate) penis with seamen spewing out which is the cream.
jon gave lindsey and boston cream pie which was amazing becuase she loved it when his poo penis spluged in her face.

Boston Cream Pie 

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.
I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.