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Boofdad

A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.
"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"
by noodles. October 30, 2020
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boonball

Tyrone is sure good at boonball.
by Stance February 14, 2018
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self-bondage

The practice of restraining oneself. This practice usually includes means of sexual stimulation while in bondage, and the participant usually attains a heightened sense of arousal by being unable to pleasure themselves. Sometimes pain is involved, masochisically. Almost always, a release mechanism is used. Whether it is a key in ice, or a timer set to release a key.
Andrea loves to practice self-bondage. Since she can't find anyone else to pleasure her, she ties herself up.
by ArmyGoose August 21, 2006
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Boobdar

The ability for heterosexual men to sense that they are physically in contact with a boob, even without visual confirmation.
At a crowded club as a female brushes against my back (to a nearby friend): "Woa man, my boobdar is going off."
by BNSoN February 21, 2009
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boodasher

a person who is doing something which is annoying or tarded
That boodasher interrupted me when i was telling a story and then after he finished said in an uninterested tone, "what were you saying?"
by plosion September 9, 2010
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Boonanski

A cute nickname for a girl that means everything to you. The female equivalent of Booski.
Friend: You wanna hang today bro?
You: Nah, I gotta go and eat macaroni with my boonanski.
by GORILLADIX December 27, 2014
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Boofdad

A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".
- "Oh, man, Werethrope sent me a nude again"
- "He must be drunk. He is such a Boofdad"
by sebasdiablo69 May 27, 2021
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