off the books

No paper trail , on the down low.

Don't tell no one. kind of like when someone is hiding money they keep it "OFF THE BOOKS"

ELLIE : HEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SOLID, BUT KEEP IT OFF THE BOOKS.

ANGEL : I GOT YOU , SAY NO MAS.

by Elliedizzle420 December 1, 2018

Boobus Americanus

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.

Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

by GovernmentSucks June 28, 2009

bookshelf ass

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

by ronnie_e May 14, 2009

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.

''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)

by Robbie September 4, 2006

Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

by cDubs October 16, 2016

bookshot

The act of tossing a book as a projectile in order to hit a target.

What do you do when you don't like the book you're reading? BOOKSHOT!!

by brownspider February 6, 2008

Boobus Americanus

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.

Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

by lackoffaithless July 26, 2016