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bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.
Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!
by yomanbro September 21, 2016
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Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
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Bonekiller

A word used to describe anything that turns someone off sexually.
"We were just about to make mad monkey sex until she let loose the nastiest fart I've ever smelled... Instant bonekiller."
by Coreytheman111 February 6, 2012
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bodski

A word generally used by retarded degenerates, usually identified as Canadian creators in a dieing game called Geometry dash. Usually used as term that is a replacement to "OK bud," an effortless comeback used by Canadians. This word is also usually repeatedly used which shows how unoriginal the user of the comeback is.
Nogz is the opposite of a bodski.
Nogz is retarded.
Ok im done with sentences.
You can stop reading now.
I SAID STOP.
WOW.
by HTigerz May 7, 2020
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Bonsincure

Curing ones sins from typically ingesting Sea Water, with a slight amount of sand. (According to native ancestral beliefs KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa has the richest source). One should regurgitate the water for optimal benefits.
You need to get cured. Have some bonsincure.
by Daniel Marabwa September 28, 2020
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bronski

N - the act of having your face slapped, batted or mushed when put between a woman's breast
When I put down a $5 tip, the stripper gave me a 'bronski'.
by LanceThruster May 20, 2003
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bowski

being huge and muscular beyond belief
dawg look at dylan, isnt he so bowski?
by ameatsale February 7, 2010
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