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bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.
User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.
by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011
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bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"
Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.
by G-eye-na May 19, 2010
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Bonjourhi

Standard retail greeting on the island of Montreal designed to cater to the bilingual consumer market, and visitors to the city at large; a portmanteau of Bonjour and Hi.

In 2017, Quebec legislators wasted tax payers money when they decided this was worthy of debate and regulation against, despite the multitude of more important things facing the province as a whole.
Bonjourhi, can I take your order?
by ScorpioSymbol December 3, 2017
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bonsjournal

bonsjournal likes pubes!!!
woah theres bonsjournal!! she likes pubes!
by katie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx February 2, 2022
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Bonjour

A thrilling story about a French exchange student dealing with how to learn English all while discovering he's gay and having a boyfriend.

In a plot twist he ends up loving the town and the people in it along with his brother but then his mother gets a new job and he has to move again.

Ships: frerard and petekey
Girl: what's your favorite frerard fanfiction?

Girl 2: defiantly bonjour by just_spit_casually

Girl 1: me too!
by Randomfanchick April 29, 2016
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In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna
Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette

Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details
by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017
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bonjour

a congratulatory word meaning bravo or well done.
"Bonjour" Ben said after the three boys smiled and said cheese.
by rko August 22, 2006
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