bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.

I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.

by Spike November 27, 2004

bonering

The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.

"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"

by jdandy January 19, 2010

Bonerang

The natural bend of a penis which resembles a boomerang.

Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

bonerpants

A perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection

Karl is a bonerpants,i dont socialize with him anymore

by Grigor September 21, 2005

bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.

Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!

by FatalError March 10, 2004

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Bonerage

When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.

John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..

by LucasAT February 4, 2006