Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

bongafied

When a roofer leaves his shingles overlapped on a roofs hip while another roofer is trying to cap that roofs hip.

When the roofer didn't cut the shingles that overlapped the roofs hip, the other roofer that was capping that hip was bongafied.

by 13752 Iowa Dr. November 9, 2018

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

boyfried

When you spell “boyfriend” wrong and autocorrect doesn’t know what you mean.

Or when you fry a boy.

OR you’re assuming the gender of a french fry.

Boyfried** IDK. I got no sentence for you. 😐 Sorry.

by I’m not telling you my name March 18, 2019

bonafied

a misspelling of bona fide.

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonified

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.

I'm a bonified band geek, yo.

by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005