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Boho Chic

The term given to a very cheap looking fashion trend usually utilising very hot women to model what are in effect shit clothes.
"What are we going to do with all these trashy looking knitted doilies laying around the house?"
"I've got an idea. I have a cousin who used to model for Playboy. If we can somehow fashion them into something which looks vaguely wearable then maybe we can con the gullible and those with too much time and money on their hands to part with stacks of cash and start a fashion trend or something."
"Seriously, who is going to fall for it?"
"You'll be very surprised. The Pinterest crowd will love it that's for sure."
"Is she hot, your cousin?"
"Very."
"It could work I suppose. Okay, let's do it."
"What are we going to call this new fashion though?"
"Oh look, there's a tramp gnawing on a hambone."
"How about Hobo Chic?"
"That sounds good. Boho Chic it is then."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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boho girl

Short for "bohemian girl," a clothing style or a person with that style that is usually unconventional and artsy. Comes from the French word "bohemian" which means wanderer, traveler or gypsy.
"Those are sort of boho girl bracelets, I like them."
"Thanks, I got them in Bali."
by strangelyhazel April 24, 2014
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Boho Salon

A concentration camp that is established to use children as their slaves. They also like to scam these children and create fake accounts to increase the popular vote.
Boho Salon bots group members.
by SkeletalReality March 10, 2017
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Boho

A slang term that could mean any curse word in the context of the sentence
by Yung hulk AKA Lil' dough boy November 27, 2017
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Boho Boffins

A rather plump, well covered intelligent sheep. Often found in the library or amongst well educated folk in northern scotland. Considered to be the same build as a glen. However this is a cute and loveable variety of sheep which many campaigners are attempting to prevent being sodomised by the Welsh. Generally considered to be an asexual creature. Often known by its buddies as Sir Boho Boffins.
Tania - I must have that sheep. Lets call it Boho Boffins.
Rob - U Freak! But i suppose it is a good a way as any to waste my student loan. It is quite comical.
Jenny - O......K.
by Rob, T and Blub January 17, 2005
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Boho-witch

A certain style that girls in Los Angeles have adopted because they THINK it makes them look cool/sexy/mysterious. AKA the worst look ever. Can be seen with long hair, dark makeup, long skirts, bell sleeves, cropped shirts, jeffrey campbell shoes, and floppy hats.
Did you see what she was wearing? So boho-witch!
by babybrie September 24, 2012
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Alt boho mom

The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.

Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"

Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."

Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022
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