When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.
Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."
by Julien Holden July 19, 2006
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Origin: 1930's/40's Royal Air Force slang .
Origin: 1930's/40's Royal Air Force slang .
1.The Boffins at the research lab have once again saved the day and avoided catastrophe .
2.Barnes Wallis was delighted to join the Boffins at the central research aerospace lab .
2.Barnes Wallis was delighted to join the Boffins at the central research aerospace lab .
by Peter T July 3, 2006
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by dude_zeon May 15, 2004
Get the boffing mug.When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.
Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death
by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009
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2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.
by Kieranishere November 2, 2005
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A boffinder is any slutty female trick-meister, looking for a boner. Therefore, at length, a boner-finder. These words are exquisitely condensed to become the word, boffinder (bo)- prefix, or boner, suffix (finder), boner -finder = boffinder
ex 1: That Sarah broad is such a boffinder; we were only at the beach five minutes before she attacked several overraged men with hardon infested speedos.
ex: adj. Sarah boffindingly sniffs out the sheets for morning wood, without fail.
ex: (verb) Sarah, quit boffinding, before you end up impaled or pregnant.
ex: adj. Sarah boffindingly sniffs out the sheets for morning wood, without fail.
ex: (verb) Sarah, quit boffinding, before you end up impaled or pregnant.
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