bobbitten

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.

Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh

by Chompers March 9, 2015

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008

Boobette

the small boob creases of fat you get betweenyour boobs and your shoulders

Boobette are unavoidable no matter how skinny you are

by Ivaaa July 26, 2010

[boobette]

one who is obsessed with bras and her breasts at all times. she also likes to wear two bras at once for extra largeness and super cleavage so she can attract males.

she is being such a boobette in front of him.

by edelman December 10, 2006

babbette

This girl is the definition of one classy bitch! She is always not happy about food, clothes, and materials. She has a will that no one can break at the same time but cute.

Babbette is so annoying dude she always complains.

by LDrago1004 December 9, 2016