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Bob Ross

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Kaepernick."
I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Bob Ross.
by MoltenPoo October 21, 2020
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The sexiest most incredible man alive. On par with Jesus and Reuben Johnston. He paints happy little pictures for all ages to enjoy and to be honest, I don't know why there isn't a happy little religion for to praise our lord.
Bob Ross: "Let's paint a happy little cloud"
Me:"Ok"
Bob Ross"Let's paint another happy little cloud. Make a little friend. We all need friends"
Me: *a single tear rolling down my face* "Ok"
by Sirloin Groin May 8, 2019
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there's no words to describe the beauty of this man.

He paints happy little trees and penises but no one sees the penis ones...

May he rest in piece. :'(
by weegi bord May 9, 2018
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Bob Ross is the greatest known painter and has the greatest afro I have ever seen.

I worship this man
Bob Ross has an amazing afro.
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Bob Ross

The most motivational tv personality ever.
by Stupid Word Guy April 29, 2019
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He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.
by Guy Cosby April 16, 2020
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A GOD AMONG MEN! THEY GRATEST HUMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH AND YOU BITCHES COULD NEVER (and I mean NEVER) COMPETE WITH SUCH A SAINTLY ANGELIC HUMAN SUCH AS BOB ROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Random Idiot: Wow that guys great who is that?
You(An Intellectual): THATS BOB ROSS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER!
by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020
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