bob dole

God, Bob Dole is the Dark Lord. When he perishes he will lay at rest for nine solemn days while the whole world shalt mourn and finally the Dark Lord will rise to power once again and cock-slap bill clintons hairy grandmother. Bob Dole is simply the man whom has almighty powers over the world. In short, Bob Dole is a scenile old coot who speaks in third person.

Bob Dole likes to eat Linzer Tarts Bob Dole Bob Dole.

by jar jar bates January 29, 2007

Bob Dole

Bob dole is a seamonster.
He lives in the 4-H pond.

Bob dole is slimy and green.
He will eat your boat.

by The Almighty Walrus March 14, 2009

bob dole

someone who shits in their pants then takes a picture of their grandma eating a salad while fingering the cable guy's butthole

bob dole likes your style

by alex goes lower May 23, 2006

Bob Dole

1. A traitor.

2. Whenever said person plays trouble in terrorist town, they are always traitor.

3. A politician.

4. He was in a Viagra commercial.

1. Jack, stop being sucha Bob Dole.

2. Golden Gun Bod, he's always the Traitor!

3. Bob Dole was in Congress.

4. Buy Viagra

by Nrich588 January 3, 2011

Bob Dole'ing

When you sit holding your vape pen in your fist for no reason. Happens to all who vape, but mostly with people using THC vapes. After a few drags, you sit with your pen in your fist.

Hey quit Bob Dole'ing the pen and pass it.
Yo, you're Bob Dole'ing the hell out of that pen over there.

by Pugsley76 November 12, 2020

Bob Dole'ing

When you sit holding your vape pen in your fist for no reason. Happens to all who vape, but mostly with people using THC vapes. After a few drags, you sit with your pen in your fist.

Hey quit Bob Dole'ing the pen and pass it.
Yo, you're Bob Dole'ing the hell out of that pen over there.

by Pugsley76 November 12, 2020

Bob Dole

An inside joke between the family

"What's for dinner?"

"Bob Dole"

by Abedwell :) December 15, 2021