blum 

v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.

(blummed, blumming)

n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")

Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?

blum by aahhelp June 17, 2009

Blum 

Noun. a blowing motion given to one person or animal by another person on the neck. Once a Blum is started, it can not be stopped. Before you give someone a blum, you have to say blum blum blum blum to the tune of your favorite song. The best strategy against a blum is to just take it right away, because blums can not be stopped

-BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum

Blum by conwad January 31, 2007

blum 

Depending on the context, it can mean weird, wild ,crazy, boring and even whatever.

Siara: Baba was caught cushioning.
Erin: Blum, it was expected.

blum by Muskysugabutt October 6, 2017

blum 

of muppet like appearance (perhaps Brazilian Sesame Street)

unstable muppet that could snap at any instance (or ill reference towards Brazil)

He looks rather blum today. For the sake of our safety and sanity, leave that mother fucker alone.

blum by gwailo March 9, 2005

Blum 

An Ugly boy or girl who is over emotional and rude.
usually bad personality and ugly

God Katie is such a blum

Goddamnit stop being so blummish

Blum by Katie2234343434343 December 6, 2010

Blum 

A person who clueless and does not know how to talk.

*walks up to person
“BLUM!”

Blum by Fancyfrog117 July 13, 2019

Blum 

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put on her blum face.

Blum by @rk October 18, 2020