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Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.
What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"
by Jo_Os June 21, 2013
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blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.
by hex September 15, 2005
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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.
Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."
by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010
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Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.
Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.
by Murrray November 23, 2010
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Packy Bugging

Standing upright in a liquor store for 8 hours with one eyebrow arched and the other eye closed.
"Joe, pick me up in 5 weeks exactly and we will go packy bugging all of the asians at Curtis Liquors."
by KP22269 April 14, 2008
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blogging

If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.
by hex September 15, 2005
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blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something
dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!
by kitsch.object September 14, 2003
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