bluetooth

A dental condition that occurs if you go down on one of the members of 'Blue Man Group'

Damn... my wife went backstage at Vegas and came home with a bad case of bluetooth. But as she said 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,' then she flashed me this bright blue smile.

by UselessFreeAdvice January 7, 2008

bluetooth

its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.

dude! this girl straight bluetoothed my dick.

by got em! April 16, 2010

Bluetooth

When a girl is wearing big hoop earrings and a guy locks her heels into her hoop earrings in order to alleviate the stress of holding her legs up.

My arms were tired from holding her legs up, so i enabled her Bluetooth.

by Hotnicks December 23, 2010

bluetooth

A device invented by George Lucas in The Empire Strikes Back.

Remember that one part where Billy Dee Williams calls up his buddy with the robotic bluetooth headphones and he goes and IMs Darth Vader, who's all like "L0LZ, 1 4/\/\ j00r f4t-3r!!! PWN3|)!" That was awesome.

by Harris Bergstein December 28, 2006

Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.

"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"

by willywonka9385 January 2, 2009

bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.

Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.

by Subterfuge April 1, 2008

Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.

Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!

by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004