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wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
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blue baller

A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.
We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.
by audful October 19, 2008
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Blue Baller

A girl who gets a man to the point of orgasm and then stops the job without finishing.
Friend : Yo, my girl have me blue balls again :(. Me : Dude, she’s just another blue baller
by xoblueox February 17, 2018
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toronto blue baller

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis
her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.
by eccs March 4, 2008
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Blue baller

by Asadsvictim March 5, 2022
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Costa Rican Blue Baller

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.
That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.
by pricybread August 18, 2010
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Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.
"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"
by cat_master1985 August 10, 2015
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