bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"

"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"

by --3993-- June 28, 2005

Bloop

When a girl is riding a guys penis and he cums inside of her vagina. She then gets up and the cum drips out of her vagina making a bloop sound.

Last night I blooped my girlfriend and then she scurried away to the bathroom.

by Anti-Scam December 17, 2014

BLOOP

The sound a thumb makes when being pulled out of an asshole. This term generally implies a man pulling a thumb out of a woman’s asshole, though can be used for all gender combinations.

“Bloop”
Woman: “What was that?”
Man: “Me pulling my thumb out of your asshole, Maggie”

by Stonekilled July 4, 2018

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

bloo bloop

undercover gay while acting gay

you see him over there?"bloo bloop"

by Cumanchi November 1, 2007

Bloop

It basically means absolutely nothing.
It can be used in place for a word.
It can be used to be totally freaking random.
It can be used for basically anything.
It means whatever u want it to mean.
It can be used to fill in awkward silences.
It could also be used to say something in an IM when u can't think of what to say.
It means nothing. Yet everything.

1. Person A: OMG GUESS WHAT??
Person B: WHAT!?
Person A: Bloop.
Person B: Omg Are you serious!?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: Holy Crap. :O
2. AIM buddy #1: Hey!
AIM buddy #2: Hey! What's Up?
AIM buddy #1: Not Much. How 'bout you?
AIM buddy #2: Not Much. Just chillin'
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: So...
AIM buddy #2: Yeah..
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: Bloop.
AIM buddy #2: LoL..What was that?

3. What the Bloop!?

4. Holy Bloop!!

by Ashlea Simpson May 9, 2006