Blooming Onion Shit 

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

Blooming Onion Shit by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Blooming Onion 

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

Blooming Onion by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

blooming onion 

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

blooming onion by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Blooming Onion 

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

Blooming Onion by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

Blooming Onion 

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

Blooming Onion by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Blooming Onion 

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

Blooming Onion by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018

Blohmin Onion 

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

Blohmin Onion by KneeMaster November 9, 2011