Blonk

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing

Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

blonk

To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.

I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.

by eric torkelson January 27, 2005

BLONK

BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics

(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her

by Barrack Obama March 21, 2008

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

jitty blonk

Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.

Dude that car is so jitty blonk.

by Evan Bradley May 18, 2008

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020