1.(derived from weblogger) A person who writes in a series of journal entries on the internet.
2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.
2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.
Blogger Son of a Bitch:...dude...wanna read my blog?
Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.
Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.
by James "Stardust" Bond May 2, 2005
Get the blogger mug.MaryJane Idlesmyth could not find anything else to do with her time after exhausting all interenet activities, so she decided to start sending messages out to the world instead of receiving them in, via the internet, hence becoming a professional blogger.
by stellar60 April 10, 2010
Get the blogger mug.A noun. (Bl-o-gg-er). A certain someone who has a thing for a female of larger content. Needs something to hold on to. Likes a little extra. Bring on the chubby.
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by --Annonymous-- June 8, 2007
Get the Blogger mug.Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.
blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things
by N1nja February 1, 2008
Get the blogger mug.A fit of guilt, physical discomfort or dysphoria that occurs when one is too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update one's livejournal. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms, artistic or creative outlets or routine social tools. Popular sister terms are "blog guilt" or "livejournal guilt".
Nashor was scratching himself and feeling more and more inadequate around his dirty, slow 2003 ibook G3. He had taken many pictures that January and spent time with many beautiful people, but never seemed to have time to upload them or talk about his experiences. "What's wrong with me?", he posed to a doctor in relation to his increasing self-loathing and inability to sit down in front of a computer. "You are suffering from Blogger guilt. I suggest you stop reading Click Opera; it will only make you feel worse. And remember, Momus is unemployed and middle-aged."
by Roshan A. January 25, 2006
Get the Blogger Guilt mug.I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.
by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007
Get the blogger's block mug.A sub-variant of Unwarranted Self Importance (USI) widely seen among the Internet-going population. Became common once everybody from your Grandma to your kindergarten teacher realized they could create a blog/Facebook page/YouTube channel where they could inflict their opinions on those unlucky enough to wander by with zero consequences or monetary cost.
In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population
Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"
Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population
Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"
Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
Doctor: "Yes, I was afraid of this...it's Blogger's Disease. And a bad case, too. I've seen it a hundred times."
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 21, 2014
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