As the great Maddox puts it,
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
Socially challenged tard that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually creating a dead fucking boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.
"I might of had a better chance at doinking your sister last night but your faggit blogger friend kept jumping in to snap more fucking photos for his gay ass website"
by Captain Cock February 12, 2004
bored housewife trying to make meaning of her tedious life. And hey, it's not a waste of time to "be on the computer" (it used to be semi-productive in grad school) and post pictures of your kids, cupcakes, paint chips, or the dog.
If bloggers used the old technology - the phone - to tell everyone each time their kid uttered an adorable mouthful of nonsense, our society would come to a halt and we would realize that our lives are unproductive and nearly meaningless.
by rminer July 11, 2008
An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.
Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
by Flubba bubba boo March 10, 2005
Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006
Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!
by Elagne Shar April 09, 2010