Blowing the Goat

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.

When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat

by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009

blowing someone off

when someone says that they will do something and end up not committing to it

he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off

synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness

by 6969lolz September 29, 2019

Blowing seed

Swallowing cum

Aaron loves blowing seed

by Milkboi68 June 13, 2022

bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.

Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.

by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Blowing Chunks

When the stomach releases large pieces of undigested food through the mouth

Chad : Oh boy lunch time now I can cuddle with my favorite girl!
Kiersten : Oh Chad this is so romantic kiss me!
Steve : Oh Shit! Move Out Of My Way People! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : You Stupid Fuck! What Is Your Problem!
Steve : Sorry for Blowing Chunks all over you guys!
Chad: God Damn't

by SlopNChop February 23, 2017

Blowing it

When you are messing up, or screwing up, or doing something wrong.

" i forgot to do my homework dude"
"your blowing it..."

by Kit_K@ January 10, 2012