by swagkoala February 28, 2017
by Im_Jdawg July 25, 2017
1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
by Japanese Fingered Trap March 29, 2017
A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
by Shaguar28 January 15, 2012
A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.
by Lo_Lo#1 September 08, 2010