Blitch 

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.

I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.

Blitch by Wazhma April 1, 2008

Blitch 

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence

I won the blitchin lottery

Blitch by Anonymous September 28, 2006

blitch 

A level higher than bitch.

Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's

blitch by G Dizzle G Dog November 21, 2010

Blitch 

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.

Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!

Blitch by Ana September 28, 2006

blitch 

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

blitch by Darkseig November 12, 2010

blitch 

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

blitch by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010

Blitch 

A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch

That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.

Blitch by Thatgirlbeshadydoa April 22, 2015