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blinking moron

A term used to describe someone on the road in a vehicle or pedestrian who is doin something that seems stupid or illogical to you. Generally used in the case were swearing is not an option.
Arrrgghh look at that Blinking moron, nearly ran me off the road *Shakes Fist"
by John1984110484 November 4, 2007
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blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.
"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."
by scran4d April 16, 2006
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Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.
"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.
by Onisimos September 14, 2011
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blinking yellow

A traffic signal often seen after storms. Often seen with a long line of cars on one side, each one stopping, even though the intersection is empty.

Often full of drivers that would rather be an hour late than accept being wrong.
It's a blinking yellow. Who are you yielding to?! GO!!!
by OodintheLoo April 18, 2022
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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blinking heck

A phrase used predominantly by the elderly, works the same way as “bloody hell”. Used as a form of expression when you’re surprised or frustrated.
Sally: look at the rain! It’s really pouring!
Anne: blinking heck! My washing is on the line!
by kktbhid November 28, 2023
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blinking blanks

When you’re blinking and it takes ages for your eyes to open again.
A : are you still awake?
B : im blinking blanks
by j3nfr June 1, 2024
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