blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

Inception Blister

A blister under a blister under a blister, etc; when an old blister has not yet healed and another forms underneath it.

Common amongst rock-climbers.

After the intense bouldering session, Paul had inception blisters on his hands.

by CDRP April 10, 2011

Blurban Blister

An individual of both color and urban/hipster heritage. First generation blurban blisters are a common occurrence as the culture years to break free from the ghetto chains that have long tied it down.

Don't worry, he's just a blurban blister. Check out his bitchin Doc Martens!

by T. Sling November 27, 2010

Gravy Blister

Gravy Blister. Someone that only does the easy jobs at work, and are like a blister... only shows up after work is done.

"Austin is a gravy blister, where is he at we are almost done!"

by SupermarineLR September 10, 2011

Blister

It's a skin elevation full of water after and infection or burning

If you touch that hot bar it'd let you a painful blister

by fanroc January 11, 2006

Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.

Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.

by MikeInDC August 31, 2017

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008