Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.

Jhevante is my blimp.

by iam_anonymous January 6, 2015

Blimp

Sucking a dick

Prostitutes blimp customers.
Marc was walking down the street and blimped a girl

by Hardbody June 25, 2012

blimps

(noun) This unusual word refers to the hot rocks that come from your spliff when you smoke hash.

"a blimp has just burned a hole in my hoodie arrrghhh"

by Lozi Marsland November 23, 2004

BLIMP

A way of living, involving drinking Promethazine and smoking Marijuana on a daily basis. Can also reference anyone who is extremely high on any substance, specifically the mainstream Class A Drugs.

Dam, that guy is straight blimp.

by blimplyfe August 14, 2009

Blimp

When your boxers come over the top of you pants forming a 'blimp' shape

Dude you got a blimp going on man,might want to consider getting better fitting boxers

by Alex HEDUB May 1, 2008