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Blemished

-A person who is inexperienced with strip clubs, and feels guilt about going/ being a part of one.
-A type of person who pays for a strip club membership, but doesn’t go due to guilt of being a member to a strip club. (Will usually stop by fumble with they’re ID but leave anyway in the first 8 minutes.
“Dude John is so blemished, he walked around town all night trying to find a strip club, and when he finally made it, they took his ID and he left to go to a college party
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Blumish

When a uncircumcised male urinates and the stream is distorted by the foreskin creating an uneven flow.
Mate, last night I blumished all over the wall... Bloody foreskin
by Capt. Crumpet April 2, 2018
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Beemish

A paranormal Lebanese monster of unknown origins, who can come into your dreams and cause a nightmare.

Physical attacks causing grievous injury/amputation or death after waking up are rare, but can occur, mostly to children, especially those on the Autism spectrum.

Little is known about this entity due to sightings being extremely rare and usually brushed off as a hallucination.
One is not likely to encounter the being more than once, however If seen a second time, seek help immediately.
A family member has be talking about this "Beemish" thing lately and has me concerned as I have had a similar experience in the same house. What should I do?
by JuffusHuffus September 30, 2020
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Bemish

A penis or A person who is above god.
"OMG Alfred is a Bemish!"
by ServantBemish February 3, 2021
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bemish

A penis, or someone who is higher than god
"OMG Alfred you are a Bemish!"
by ServantBemish February 4, 2021
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Blemithotatche

Harvested only in the jungles of Nicaragua, Blemithotatche is an indigenous plant that, when smoked, ‘really fucks ya up.’
Student: “Wow I hate dance class.”

Ms E: “Have you tried smoking Blemithotatche?”

Student: (after smoking) “Wow I love dance class now.”
by Dave Fuck III June 13, 2021
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Blemithotatche

Harvested only in the jungles of Nicaragua, Blemithotatche is an indigenous plant that, when smoked, ‘really fucks ya up.’
Student: “Wow I hate dance class.”

Ms E: “Have you tried smoking Blemithotatche?”

Student: (after smoking) “Wow I love dance class now”
by Dave Fuck III June 13, 2021
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