blasting the heat

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.

"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

by TheMerryWebSir May 3, 2014

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019

Blasting rope

The act of masterbating

Robert: Did you hear Ralph was blasting rope to waluigi hentai?
Roger : Damn, he's a sick fuck.

by Cheez Oreos July 14, 2018

blasting ropes

ejaculating in such a way that the semen is coming out in rope-like shots

"He was really pent-up that when he came, he was blasting ropes all over him and me."

by randacted November 17, 2018

Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.

Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)

by jdom1234 February 10, 2008

Blasting Taft

Slang term for masturbation.

He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.

by Joe Kalicki July 3, 2007

Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.

Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass

by Potatoe Dick January 27, 2019