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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
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2 Greenies for a Blackie

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
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Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.
by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022
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Butt blanket

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.
by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015
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skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.
Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.
by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011
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nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.
Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!
by Epididymitis May 15, 2018
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