bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.

Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)

by VickyB February 5, 2009

Badgering

Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.

Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!

by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009

Blagging

(Verb) Knowingly or recklessly obtaining or disclosing personal data or information without the consent of the data controller.

Blagging Example: A reporter for the Sunday Times posed as Gordon Brown on the telephone in an attempt to obtain his account details.

by kelemvor July 11, 2011

badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

by Max in RI May 30, 2006

buggering iron

a gay mans penis which has been used for the purpose of buggering

jamie was using his buggering iron on alex

by HRH sara August 26, 2005

badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.

1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.

by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009

toe buggering

a game where children/adults shove their big toe up the other persons ass for sexual stimulation/fun.

chick1:how was the party last night?
chick2:awesome! there was definetly some great toe buggering!

by Maya April 19, 2003