Blackhole sun

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.

Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.

by French tickler April 11, 2023

blackhole poo

when passing a turd that required much effort and drama to expel. One looks down expecting to see a huge bit of offal and miraculously the bowl is empty and clean. The bowl may or may not be waterless.

Man I took a huge shit , ended up being blackhole poo.

by aplaceinthesun February 18, 2008

blackhole it

Blackhole it: Smoke a pipe and in the bowl area inhale the left over smoke and hold it in for 3 seconds

dude #1: timmy! Blackhole it!

Timmy: whaa?? -* as he holds a pipe normally after taking a hit*
dude#1: Yeahh you know! where you turn The pipe around and inhale the smoke leaving the bowl!
its worth it dude. youre holding in the previous smoke bruv and then you inhale even more on the other side!
Timmys gf: oh sh!t thats so cool! your lips look like the black hole 🕳 wowza

Timmy: okay im gonna do it

god: Thank me later

by Jannnnn January 21, 2021

Blackhole of Genius

Excessive genius so dense it turned to a black hole

How smart is that guy from Harvard?

He is the blackhole of genius!

by Slightly chubby August 12, 2022

youtube blackhole

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"

Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.

by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.

Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole

by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009

drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.

"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"

by thegoodex November 23, 2009