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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 

The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
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black ops 1 

Im a god damn onion, you should know that. -Woods black ops 1
black ops 1 by Spicepapi July 6, 2021

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

black ops 2

A game that everyone hates to love. Most people playing this game are regarded as either fun-lovers or tryhards.
Dave: Black Ops 2 sucks! I'm going to go play Halo 4.

Jon: Shut up Dave. It's not the game's fault that you're a tryhard and still suck.
black ops 2 by JAALCLEEN February 4, 2013

Black Ops Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
Black Ops Blumpkin by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

Black ops 

The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.

The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.
Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!

Jen: Back to match.com for you...
Black ops by Bowser701 March 1, 2011

Black Opsed 

When something fucks up on you - particularly a game or program.
Derived from Call of Duty: Blackops, the game that crashes more than a drunk p plater. You're supremely fortunate if you actually complete a whole game without disconnecting, freezing or having your PS3 die in the arse.
Stefan: My computer just crashed when Minecraft went over 1GB memory usage
Jacob: You got black opsed
Black Opsed by cann0n January 24, 2011