Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023

Black Forest Hams

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

by William Nye November 2, 2009

black forest hammed

the action of drinking excessively or the status of being blacked out.

"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"

by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009

reverse jack hammer with black out

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

by DA YAK June 23, 2008

Back Hamburger

a Back Hamburger is when a fat person has 3 rolls of fat on thier back which makes it look like a Hamburger

Me: "Dude She has a Back hamburger"

Brad: "LOL Epic Back Hamburger"

by Moo.'Warlord February 4, 2009

back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra

"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"

by Ma Woo December 30, 2007

Joliet Blackhammer

A sex position where you kill 2 African Americans and then have sex on their dead bodies. Named for the sex act performed after a double homicide committed in Joliet IL January 10th 2013. Joliet Blackhammer is a play on the name of Joliet's former minor league baseball team the Joliet Jackhammers.

A white trash quartet from Joliet topped of the evening with a Joliet Blackhammer.

by Red Bushrod March 4, 2013