Butterball

A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.

Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.

by Uncle Pep-Pep November 28, 2010

Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

butterball bitch

Kim Jong Un

"Kim Jong Un is a little butterball bitch."

by papa Goldilocks August 12, 2017

butterall

Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.

-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!

by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013

Grease-Monkey Butterball

A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.

Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!

by nippledipple September 11, 2011

Bieberball

The act of extremely short people playing basketball

"Aw, so cute. Look, that little white boy is trying to play basketball."
"Yeah, isn't Bieberball hilarious!"

by em & phi April 5, 2010