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Bitchionary 

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches
C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!
Bitchionary by rperazag December 13, 2010
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Bitcholar Disorder 

People who only have empathy for their situations, and those they deem worthy. Most of the time, they invalidate others, don’t believe that people have lived through as much trauma as they have. While their trauma is valid, they often have behavioral issues and lash out on others and believe their mental health issues are an excuse for it. Have self limited perception and self awareness. They believe themselves to be highly-emotionally intelligent but are often not and self diagnose with C-PTSD. Use “Should” word when it comes to advice. They don’t really participate in active listening skills and complain other people diagnosed with PTSD don’t have it at the same level as they do, Mental Illness is a seclusive club.
Misconstrue what their therapists tells them or what they tell a therapists, or other people, to add to their story. If the therapists sees them as being a Hypochondriac, they will find a new therapists until they get the diagnosis they want from them.
These people are often Reactive instead of Proactive, stuck and fixated on their story and trying to often compensate powerlessness they feel in everyday life with spending endless amounts of time on the internet to combat loneliness since they are not socially well adjusted. You often see them take one issue as a Platform for trauma dumping and telling their lives stories. They do not actively work on their shortcomings because they are often stuck and feel entitled to do whatever they want or say.
Discord:
1337Jack9080isk,”Uh, I keep spazzing out and can’t keep track.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk” Sounds like you have ADHD! I totally have that, let me tell you about my experiences with ADHD.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I can’t focus, because I have TBI.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk ,” Are you sure you have TBI? You function in society and can keep a job.”
1337Jack9080isk,” Yes… I was in a car accident, it was very traumatic for me...”
45WendyzBoorgers03”Seems sketchy. I have complex-ptsd and I can’t function at all. Must be the one time events things.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I grew up with abuse, I just don’t wear it on my shirt 24/7.”
45WendyzBoorgers03,” Let me tell you ABOUT my Abuse.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I’m sorry is this just a one sided conversation? You have Bitcholar Disorder…”

QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” omg my brother did this shit today.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” didn’t you and your brother experience a lot of trauma in your upbringing? Maybe it’s best not to humiliate him on a social media platform like tumblr, that’ll make his mental health worse.”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no im the only one who went through stuff, not them.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” have you ever thought that maybe you’re also contributing to it too?”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no they’re not human, they’re a piece of shit.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,”…don’t young teens/young adults commit suicide over bullying on the internet? Do you have Bitcholar Disorder?”

Bitchonary 

One who constantly comes up with terms to ignorantly describe our president because they feel butt hurt
I was scrolling through this website and all I could imagine were people writing in their bitchonary.

Bitchionary 

A book organized alphabetically of all your bitches describing what each one looks like so you can never forget and mix up their names!
Yo, I got so many bitches that I need a Bitchionary!
Bitchionary by TheBitchionaryUser September 4, 2017

bitcholas 

The highest form of bitch there is. The Supreme bitch over all the bitches.
Bro, you ackin like a real bitcholas righ now.
bitcholas by Bitcholas October 14, 2020

BITCHOLASO 

Bitcholaso is the opposite of the famous bitchotaso, meaning to be slapped in the face by a pussy rather than a dick
Dude... she bitcholaso the hell outta me last night man.
BITCHOLASO by bfdsgnhnmdx November 11, 2021

Bitchlarious 

Her description of the evenings events was bitchlarious
Bitchlarious by Drlou1 December 31, 2022