Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce

Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.

by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022

bitchess

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".

After I called told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.

by Corey O May 22, 2008

bigcheese

1. A BigCheese is the head of the gang in a given area defined as turf.

Louey drove his cadillac into chicago and asked .. "who is the BigCheese.

2. New zealands Best Desert combat BF exponent Big Cheese spelt I3igCheese Godlike omnipotent righteous mofo

3.A big peice of cheese usually gouda

1. al capone is the bigcheese around chicago

2.There is only 1 I3igCheese here comes bigcheese hide in the bunkers

3.just look in holland for bigcheese it's every friggin where

by I3igCheese October 20, 2006

bitchass-ness

a word created by p.diddy himself. it is an epidemic running ramped in our communities; the word means envy, hate, and deceit.

"do you have a lil bit of bitchass-ness in you cause i seen the way u handled that with your girl"

NO BITCHASS-NESS!

by anonymous chick May 21, 2008

bitchass

Popular name for the University of Maryland mascot Testudo. Originated from a rumor that rubbing a stature of the mascot would bring good luck. After this ritual brought many students misfortune, the name Bitchass was chosen in reference.

Make sure to avoid bitchass before your exam.

by Robert Sanner December 5, 2004

bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead

A word that gansta's use and think they are tough. They just combine some other words and make it into a mega swear.
It's kinda funny.

Hey dude, can i have some money? I'll give you a blow job.
Fuck off you bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead

by DeadSeriousGuy February 18, 2009

Bitchassness

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.

That kid is such a bitchass. Yeah, he has got a case of the bitchassness.

by Top broski October 23, 2010