Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Birthday Digs

Where you punch the Birthday Boy/Girl in the arm, of their choice.

Whilst in this punching action, the proposer must call out the number of times they have punched the Birthday victim.

The number of times you punch them in their arm, correlates directly to their age.

Optionally you can give them an extra punch, for luck fo the fourthcoming year.

It is 'Scotts' Birthday and he is 18, 'James' walks into the party, and unexpectedly punches 'scott' '18' times in the arm, also known as 'Giving Birthday Digs'

And because 'James' took the optional one for luck, 'Scott' recieves 19 punches, and a trip to A&E.

by emuere September 26, 2011

Birthday Dump

You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.

On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.

You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"

"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)

by Ice HOuse April 3, 2008

birthday dome

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =

rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.

by rhiannon_rae March 5, 2008

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008