birkenshocked

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

Birkenspast

Teenage girls/young adults who wear clothing items just because of brand status(I.e.:Birkenstocks) and wear lots of makeup. They might also use vaporizers and have douche boyfriends.

Singular
Person 1:Mark has a girlfriend, right?
Person 2:Yeah, but she is kind of Birkenspast.

Plural
Person 1:why don’t we go talk to those girls?
Person 2:Nah, they’re all Birkenspasten.

by Riirgaymer99 June 15, 2019

burdensome

Difficult to carry out ; or fulfill

How burdensome!!

by ShakiraH November 14, 2019

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.

So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

joe bidens husband

when someone says something so stupid you question their mental sanity and stability

Girl: I didn’t know that Italy was in Europe!!
Boy: are you literally Joe bidens husband?

by anything stan culture October 23, 2022

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021