birds nest

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.
So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.
by Dirty Dodson March 03, 2008
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Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.
I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.
by Dienasty May 04, 2009
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Birds Nest

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!
early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!
by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006
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bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.
if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.
by gohn December 04, 2009
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bird's nest

The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!
by MeGn November 02, 2003
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bird nest

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.
I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.
by Jip! April 01, 2006
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bird's nest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."
by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003
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