brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Bastitute

A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.

You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.

by Zequa October 15, 2012

Booztitute

When a girl at the bar is hardcore flirting or simply giving someone the time of day in hopes to get completely loaded for free.

Man, that girl was a total booztitute. She got me to basically pore the entire bar down her throat while calling me different guy's names all night.

by The Maelstrom May 30, 2009

Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

Bostitute

A prostitute that lives in Boston, or a prostitute for a black guy named Boston.

Don’t be such a Bostitute, Anje!!

by AnIconTM March 18, 2018

Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.

(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.

by _no1_ April 9, 2024

Blogstitute

a female offering friendship on a blog site and just happens to have some hot photos you can pay to see

"lakira wants to be your friend‏" is the come on from this blogstitute.

by Paulo One January 5, 2009