Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''
Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.
by ll-cool-j March 13, 2011
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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
by Dirty Charles March 10, 2011
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Bi-winning

Bi-winning is the act of winning "here" and "there".
I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there.
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Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen by defying allegations he is bipolar.

Not being bipolar, otherwise known as the act of winning "here, and there", always!
ABC lady: Some are saying you're Bi-polar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?

ABC lady: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: What’s the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I’m BI-WINNING. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by theGou March 02, 2011
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Bi-winning

The state of mind you reach when you lose your job, your kids, and your wife. Your publicist resigns from an annual $1/2 mil annual contract because he no longer has a clue what the fuck your talking about. Your father and brother make public pleas for prayer. And you are convinced things have never been better.
Mike: Scooter, clearly you are bipolar.
Scooter: Bullshit, I'm bi-winning!
by mcword March 04, 2011
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Bi-winning

"I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
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Bi-winning

NOT bi-polar, the opposite according to Charlie Sheen. In a state of perpetual winningness that could be mistaken for crazy.
I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.
by The Garm March 02, 2011
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